Here are some hilarious jokes about the Mayan Apocalypse that I found on the internet. Enjoy! :D
Soooo...Today's our last day right? Well, it was a pleasure walking this planet with you guys. Happy #Apocalypse Everyone! :) #mayan#211212
Pssst! Can we UK and European folk please stop tweeting at midnight tonight, to freak out the Americans and Canadians? #apocalypse
Scientific research aside, I'm going out on a limb to say this evening is a great opportunity for a 1-night stand. #apocalypse
Why is everyone having such a bad day? Calm down people, there is always tomorrOHHHHFUUUCCCKK! #Mayans #Apocalypse
Well, for my American friends, it's now 12 hours into the#apocalypse, temperature is a cool 4000ºC and we're all dead.
The power may go out soon. Signs of the #apocalypse perhaps? Haha. #justkidding But seriously. The wind is getting crazy out there.
Might eat all my remaining advent chocolates now just in case#mayans #apocalypse
You know the world is ending when I score 5 points in a basketball game. #apocalypse.
the #mayans will have a shit-load of explaining to do on saturday.#apocalypse
Taking what could be my last poop ever #2012 #apocalypse
Why did I pick one of the worst days out of the year to renew my passport at the post office? #apocalypse
Found something in my fridge that expires on the 21st of December 2012, it was mayanaise. #endoftheworld #apocalypse
Add your favourite jokes in the comments :)
