Best Apocalypse Jokes! Mayan Apocalypse - 21 12 12

Here are some hilarious jokes about the Mayan Apocalypse that I found on the internet. Enjoy! :D

Aswin Rajkumar ‏@aswinasar

Soooo...Today's our last day right? Well, it was a pleasure walking this planet with you guys. Happy #Apocalypse Everyone! :) #mayan#211212

Jason Arnopp ‏@JasonArnopp

Pssst! Can we UK and European folk please stop tweeting at midnight tonight, to freak out the Americans and Canadians? #apocalypse

The Girl Next Door ‏@MHGirlNextDoor

Scientific research aside, I'm going out on a limb to say this evening is a great opportunity for a 1-night stand. #apocalypse

BibleBeltBlackSheep ‏@rgonzales48

Why is everyone having such a bad day? Calm down people, there is always tomorrOHHHHFUUUCCCKK! #Mayans #Apocalypse

Benjamin Lawrence ‏@ZenKhormin

Well, for my American friends, it's now 12 hours into the#apocalypse, temperature is a cool 4000ºC and we're all dead.

Laura Thacker ‏@LauraDarnell89

The power may go out soon. Signs of the #apocalypse perhaps? Haha. #justkidding But seriously. The wind is getting crazy out there.

Aswin Rajkumar ‏@aswinasar

@LauraDarnell89 RUNNNNNNN!!!!!

Nick Kemp ‏@nick_kemp2828

Might eat all my remaining advent chocolates now just in case#mayans #apocalypse

Cleve ‏@theOGcleve

You know the world is ending when I score 5 points in a basketball game. #apocalypse.

adams ‏@adams112

the #mayans will have a shit-load of explaining to do on saturday.#apocalypse

King KRob ‏@Kevin_Robert13

Taking what could be my last poop ever #2012 #apocalypse

Emily Nolan ‏@Emily__Nolan

Why did I pick one of the worst days out of the year to renew my passport at the post office? #apocalypse

Aswin Rajkumar ‏@aswinasar

@Emily__Nolan You might need it to fly to heaven! Lol :Dhttp://goo.gl/hdyWm 

Georgina Lane ‏@geehoe

Found something in my fridge that expires on the 21st of December 2012, it was mayanaise. #endoftheworld #apocalypse

Add your favourite jokes in the comments :)

GRE Diary : Nov 19 2012 : The End!

Edit:
This is an old post. I re-took GRE. You can read about it here - http://ash-sandbox.blogspot.com/2013/05/gre-diary-jan-21-2013-new-beginning.html

Well, I'm not sure whether it's the end or a new beginning. I was so upset during the exam that I wanted to cancel the test midway and get the hell out of there. But I stayed persistent and managed to secure a 315 overall. That's like 1300 in the old scale. It's not bad, but 'not bad' is not what I wanted.

I am sure I got everything correct on my quant section 2, but I couldnt finish section 1 in time. I spent a lot of time inadvertently on a statistics question and therefore had to leave about 3 questions without answering. That brought down my score in quants to 157, which I think is average. Sad thing is, I knew how to answer all of the questions that I left unanswered.

I'm in a dilemma whether I should go ahead with this result and apply for universities or prepare more and take another test for getting in next Spring. Time to call the counselling guys.

Probably this is the last entry in the GRE Diary. Next up, TOEFL!

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GRE Diary : Nov 18 2012 : Final Day!

Reached Chennai.

The test is gonna be conducted at Everonn Systems, Prometric near Numgambakkam. You can either take two buses, find your way to the centre, search for a hotel, etc. Or you can pay 300 Rs to an auto rickshaw guy who'd take you there and show you around. 250 to get there. I paid him 50 Rs extra for helping me find a nice hotel to stay, 2 kms away from the test centre.

By the way, you wont find the centre if you ask around for Prometric Systems or Lister Labs or Romar House. It took me sometime to find the place. Ask for the office of "Vijay TV". It's in the same building. There is a Taj Hotel close by that would serve as a landmark.

I found a nice hotel, with moderately good rooms. For 1100, you get tiny rooms with dim lighting, bad toilets, etc. I paid 1500 for an AC room, but surprisingly, the AC room I got was bigger, well lit, clean large bathroom, with TV, cupboard, table, chair, etc. And yes, AC too.

After a nice light tasty breakfast from a nearby vegetarian hotel, I've settled down into my bermudas.

Yesterday, I scored 1370 in the mock test, which is an amazing score considering how little time I spent preparing. Gonna concentrate on vocab and essay today. Maybe a couple of mock tests too. After that, I guess I'd be ready for the big day.

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GRE Diary : Nov 15 2012 : Two days left!

It was my birthday yesterday. I didn't get to celebrate cos I was studying Book 6. All maths books are done with. (Yeah!!!)
But to my horror, instead of book 8, I found a duplicate of book 7! This shocked me and drove me insane. Another nail to the coffin?
I have mailed the MGRE Prep support and described the situation, asking for an ebook version of the last book. I dont have much hope that they would do this. What a disaster!

Update:
They sent me an ebook version!!! Manhattan guys rock! After the exams, I'm definitely gonna post a review on Amazon for them.

Book 7, Chapter 2.

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GRE Diary : Nov 10 2012 : One week left!

Passport? Check
Booked bus tickets to Chennai and back? Check
Maths : 5 n half books
Verbal : High frequency words, A, B, V, W, X, Y and Z.

Afterburner is on full power. Gonna take a mock test tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

GRE Diary : Nov 04 2012 : Joined Counselling.

Slowly things are getting tortuous.
As of now, I have somewhat covered the Barron's High Frequency GRE words and A, B and C of the full list. 2 math books remaining.

Joined Princeton Review, Bangalore for GRE counselling. Now have to provide them with the test score so that they can shortlist a few universities for me. Also, I have to draft the documents and get them signed from the university. And I have to shift to a new place in between all this. And prepare for GRE. And TOEFL.

To aspirants who are reading this, learn from my mistake! Apply for a test date in October by August itself.

In case of doubts/suggestions, please leave a comment.

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GRE Diary : Oct 29 2012 : 3 Weeks To Go

Quick Status Update :
Passport has reached home. Yay! (Applied in Malappuram by Tatkal scheme. Costed around 3.5k Rs)
Maths - Still stuck in Book 4. I know I know. Losing speed.
English - Finished almost all the A words. B and C are somewhat done. Again, shitty progress.

BUT, I found a very good tool for learning the words. Check out the GRE Vocab Lists at www.vocabulary.com and practise the challenges. Very nice.

Thanks to Annapoorni for the link :)