Thursday, December 20, 2012

Best Apocalypse Jokes! Mayan Apocalypse - 21 12 12


Here are some hilarious jokes about the Mayan Apocalypse that I found on the internet. Enjoy! :D

Soooo...Today's our last day right? Well, it was a pleasure walking this planet with you guys. Happy  Everyone! :) #211212

Pssst! Can we UK and European folk please stop tweeting at midnight tonight, to freak out the Americans and Canadians? 

Scientific research aside, I'm going out on a limb to say this evening is a great opportunity for a 1-night stand. 

Why is everyone having such a bad day? Calm down people, there is always tomorrOHHHHFUUUCCCKK!  

Well, for my American friends, it's now 12 hours into the, temperature is a cool 4000ÂșC and we're all dead.

The power may go out soon. Signs of the  perhaps? Haha.  But seriously. The wind is getting crazy out there.

 RUNNNNNNN!!!!!

Might eat all my remaining advent chocolates now just in case 

You know the world is ending when I score 5 points in a basketball game. .

the  will have a shit-load of explaining to do on saturday.

Taking what could be my last poop ever #2012 

Why did I pick one of the worst days out of the year to renew my passport at the post office? 

 You might need it to fly to heaven! Lol :D


Found something in my fridge that expires on the 21st of December 2012, it was mayanaise.  




Add your favourite jokes in the comments :)