Hai Everyone!
Just wanted to give ya a heads up.
Here's ma New year Gift and I'm sure U'll like it.
Guess what???
The OFFICIAL third installment in the "David Blaine Street Magic" series. Yeah!
Added on Dec 27 and it's already crossed 550,444 views!!!
If U are among the unlucky souls who havent watched the previous parts, here are the links for them too.
David Blaine Spoof 1
David Blaine Spoof 2
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Life is Good, Yeah Right!
Mom was really pissed off one morning and I had no clue what was wrong except that I was the reason. She was shouting and shouting and told that I will be responsible for the destruction of our family!
"Achanonnu ingu vannotte... Ninakku kaanichu tharaam. Avanum avante downloading-um."
What the...? Why else would we be having 24x7 broadband!
"Mudikkaanaayittu... Poyi nokkeda. Achante table-il vechittundu. Achane ippo ariyikkaathathu adhehathinu palpitation ullonda..." - She started weeping silently.
I had no idea what's wrong. BSNL 24x7 Broadband for 900 Rs. That aint too high. I went to ma dad's table. There was the phone bill and the total comes to around 48000 Rs!!! WHAT THE EF?!
Panic panic...
Then dad came, he told he really paid 900, again panic, found the receipt, relief, water, to the bank.
They said sorry and accepted that they goofed up. But still wanted us to pay the money! Dad told there's no way he's gonna pay that sum. Then they told to pay atleast half of it.
This is what happened. Someone there took the money, gave us the receipt, forgot to update the status of our account, I download some 100-200 GB stuff (NOT PORN! >:( ), and now we have to pay! Not fair at all.
They still havent told a solid yes or no. Anyway I told dad not to pay a single paise more than what we should. I guess if things get worse I'll go and give a complaint to the Consumer Forum.
Any advice?
"Achanonnu ingu vannotte... Ninakku kaanichu tharaam. Avanum avante downloading-um."
What the...? Why else would we be having 24x7 broadband!
"Mudikkaanaayittu... Poyi nokkeda. Achante table-il vechittundu. Achane ippo ariyikkaathathu adhehathinu palpitation ullonda..." - She started weeping silently.
I had no idea what's wrong. BSNL 24x7 Broadband for 900 Rs. That aint too high. I went to ma dad's table. There was the phone bill and the total comes to around 48000 Rs!!! WHAT THE EF?!
Panic panic...
Then dad came, he told he really paid 900, again panic, found the receipt, relief, water, to the bank.
They said sorry and accepted that they goofed up. But still wanted us to pay the money! Dad told there's no way he's gonna pay that sum. Then they told to pay atleast half of it.
This is what happened. Someone there took the money, gave us the receipt, forgot to update the status of our account, I download some 100-200 GB stuff (NOT PORN! >:( ), and now we have to pay! Not fair at all.
They still havent told a solid yes or no. Anyway I told dad not to pay a single paise more than what we should. I guess if things get worse I'll go and give a complaint to the Consumer Forum.
Any advice?
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Naadan-ified !
Yesternight, got this damn funny sms from Mafi.
Most of the big actors at hollywood, once were keralites and used to roam around the kavalas, junctions and chayakadas without any job... Cant believe???... Here's the list!
Brahmadattan Pittambaran - Bradd Pitt
Kurushingal Thommichan - Tom Cruise
Aryanadu Shivashankaran - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jamindar Kariyachan - Jim Carrey
Thayyalkaari Eliyamma - Elizabeth Taylor
Velutha Kathrina - Kate Winslet
Philomina Kurishumoottil - Penelope Cruz
Hehe... Ya, that was awesome right? How about naadanizing Gang 8?
Aswin Rajkumar - Achu Annan Rajamaarikkar
Jithin Samson - Chithu Shyamasundaran
Mithun Philip - Mithaankizhi AmBilippaadam
Joe Baby Vithayathil - Njosu Mon Paappiveetil
Marylin Philipose - Marykkochu Pailosemoottil
Aneesh Eappachen - Eechappana Ancy
Gayathri Gopalakrishnan - Kaaya Daada Kinnan Kovalan
Manju - ... Errr... I dunno her full name.
So, I give Manju to U guys. Come on, give it a shot. Let's see who comes up with the funniest name ;)
Most of the big actors at hollywood, once were keralites and used to roam around the kavalas, junctions and chayakadas without any job... Cant believe???... Here's the list!
Brahmadattan Pittambaran - Bradd Pitt
Kurushingal Thommichan - Tom Cruise
Aryanadu Shivashankaran - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jamindar Kariyachan - Jim Carrey
Thayyalkaari Eliyamma - Elizabeth Taylor
Velutha Kathrina - Kate Winslet
Philomina Kurishumoottil - Penelope Cruz
Hehe... Ya, that was awesome right? How about naadanizing Gang 8?
Aswin Rajkumar - Achu Annan Rajamaarikkar
Jithin Samson - Chithu Shyamasundaran
Mithun Philip - Mithaankizhi AmBilippaadam
Joe Baby Vithayathil - Njosu Mon Paappiveetil
Marylin Philipose - Marykkochu Pailosemoottil
Aneesh Eappachen - Eechappana Ancy
Gayathri Gopalakrishnan - Kaaya Daada Kinnan Kovalan
Manju - ... Errr... I dunno her full name.
So, I give Manju to U guys. Come on, give it a shot. Let's see who comes up with the funniest name ;)
Friday, November 23, 2007
Bad luck, Sajith... and crappy judging!
Watch the following dance from Thakadhimi.
Wow! one of the best on-stage dances you have ever seen right? But he didnt get selected for the competition! Why? He should really have been selected. I believe the judges made a mistake in his case.
I thought I was the only one who thinks so! But now I know better. This post is to criticise the judging.
Let's start by watching this -
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hokOGnjKTfw
That's Justin Timberlake dancing. See any expression on his face? NO! The feel of that song is kalippu... know what I mean?! The song is not about flashing ur smile and dancing (!) with ur eyebrows. It's all about the awe-inspiring steps and the finishing of those steps. So if Justin came for competing in Thakadhimi, the judges would keep him in wait list too, cos his dance lacks naadya or abhinaya (or whatever they call it)!
(Justin is a world-renowned dancer too besides being the singer of the last song to which Sajith dances)
The prob is that all the judges are classical dancers. They should have called a break dancer as one judge too. Cos in western dance, smiling aint 90% of the performance.
I feel so sorry for Sajith. He was one of the best.
(Another good participant who got trashed was Swathy. Watch her dance too in youtube.)
And I really think that Vineeth wanted to select him. He appreciated him a lot.
But what about the other judges?
Laxmi - "There's no joy in the eyes"...
Damn... What the heck... Like asking an actor playing a vampire to smile during horror scene... or does she want him to smile like Krishna and bring joy into his eyes and shake his brows while doing a breakdance number on the theme of seduction?!
Appreciate him for chrissakes... :(
But I think Gopika Verma was sleeping durin the whole session. Why?
1) She told him she liked the starting part of his dance and then she said "You know U did This..." and showed a step which was actually a step done by another dancer Nithin!!! Ya! That's horrible? There's more!
2) What's the reason she gave for not liking Sajith's dance? She said "That's why, like Vineeth said, ur dance lacked the fine cuts" when actually the main thing that Vineeth appreciated about his dance was that the cuttings were perfect in his dance. (If U didnt notice all this, watch again! I know, cos I watched this vid some 20-30 times already!)
What the heck is all this? Why such careless unjust judging?
In Idea Star Singer, a singer is evaluated by his/her dance performance, and that's the reason why Chitra, one of the best singers ever, criticized that the name of the program should be changed to Idea Star Performer!!!
And now in Thakadhimi, the judges are giving more...errr... most importance to the naadya/abhinaya/i-dunno-the-exact-word and classical aspects of the dance.
I think this situation could have been prevented by inviting a break-dancer as one of the judges. Then Sajith would never have gone into the waiting list.
Leave your comments.
Cheers.
Video courtesy : amidalaneboo's video collection in youtube
Wow! one of the best on-stage dances you have ever seen right? But he didnt get selected for the competition! Why? He should really have been selected. I believe the judges made a mistake in his case.
I thought I was the only one who thinks so! But now I know better. This post is to criticise the judging.
Let's start by watching this -
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hokOGnjKTfw
That's Justin Timberlake dancing. See any expression on his face? NO! The feel of that song is kalippu... know what I mean?! The song is not about flashing ur smile and dancing (!) with ur eyebrows. It's all about the awe-inspiring steps and the finishing of those steps. So if Justin came for competing in Thakadhimi, the judges would keep him in wait list too, cos his dance lacks naadya or abhinaya (or whatever they call it)!
(Justin is a world-renowned dancer too besides being the singer of the last song to which Sajith dances)
The prob is that all the judges are classical dancers. They should have called a break dancer as one judge too. Cos in western dance, smiling aint 90% of the performance.
I feel so sorry for Sajith. He was one of the best.
(Another good participant who got trashed was Swathy. Watch her dance too in youtube.)
And I really think that Vineeth wanted to select him. He appreciated him a lot.
But what about the other judges?
Laxmi - "There's no joy in the eyes"...
Damn... What the heck... Like asking an actor playing a vampire to smile during horror scene... or does she want him to smile like Krishna and bring joy into his eyes and shake his brows while doing a breakdance number on the theme of seduction?!
Appreciate him for chrissakes... :(
But I think Gopika Verma was sleeping durin the whole session. Why?
1) She told him she liked the starting part of his dance and then she said "You know U did This..." and showed a step which was actually a step done by another dancer Nithin!!! Ya! That's horrible? There's more!
2) What's the reason she gave for not liking Sajith's dance? She said "That's why, like Vineeth said, ur dance lacked the fine cuts" when actually the main thing that Vineeth appreciated about his dance was that the cuttings were perfect in his dance. (If U didnt notice all this, watch again! I know, cos I watched this vid some 20-30 times already!)
What the heck is all this? Why such careless unjust judging?
In Idea Star Singer, a singer is evaluated by his/her dance performance, and that's the reason why Chitra, one of the best singers ever, criticized that the name of the program should be changed to Idea Star Performer!!!
And now in Thakadhimi, the judges are giving more...errr... most importance to the naadya/abhinaya/i-dunno-the-exact-word and classical aspects of the dance.
I think this situation could have been prevented by inviting a break-dancer as one of the judges. Then Sajith would never have gone into the waiting list.
Leave your comments.
Cheers.
Video courtesy : amidalaneboo's video collection in youtube
Friday, November 9, 2007
A Fun Fact
Search for Ash Meister in google, and ma blog comes on top.
Search for sudeep.elayidom and Milf's blog comes first!! Go figure!
The reason?
He had posted some Java applet program in his blog and a line from the code has Sudeep sir's name in it -
str = "Special Thanks to:- Mr. Sudeep Elayidom, ";
And he told me that Sudeep sir got into his blog by the same method! So, sir was apparently searching for himself... Weird?
First I thought so too. But then, I wanted to search for myself in google too!
U wanna try it too, right? ;)
Search for sudeep.elayidom and Milf's blog comes first!! Go figure!
The reason?
He had posted some Java applet program in his blog and a line from the code has Sudeep sir's name in it -
str = "Special Thanks to:- Mr. Sudeep Elayidom, ";
And he told me that Sudeep sir got into his blog by the same method! So, sir was apparently searching for himself... Weird?
First I thought so too. But then, I wanted to search for myself in google too!
U wanna try it too, right? ;)
A song that will melt ya!
Hey, It's been long since I posted anything.
That's cos I kinda lost maself in torrents ;)
Today, I got into blogger cos Cran wanted me to check out his updates to his blog. In one of his posts, he has spoken a lot about how hard rock music soothed his stressed out mind. All the songs he has mentioned are English ones.
And that brings us to why I'm writing this apparently useless post. I want to talk about one Malayalam song that soothed ma mind, and will surely melt yours...
Iniyum... Maunamo...
From the film Notebook.
Real sooooftt. And it really touches your heart.
This is one of those rare songs which really made me cry. Everytime I hear it, my heart aches, I dunno why.
I believe the song is in Harikaamboji Raga. It's actually a pleasant sounding raga. But I still feel like crying (no, I'm not a wuss, silly!). Maybe the slow beat, maybe the violin pattern, maybe the rain in the beginning, or maybe the story of the movie.
Hear it. And Cry :P
(Check out Cran's Post here - http://crandude.blogspot.com/2007/11/stressd-outtttt.html)
That's cos I kinda lost maself in torrents ;)
Today, I got into blogger cos Cran wanted me to check out his updates to his blog. In one of his posts, he has spoken a lot about how hard rock music soothed his stressed out mind. All the songs he has mentioned are English ones.
And that brings us to why I'm writing this apparently useless post. I want to talk about one Malayalam song that soothed ma mind, and will surely melt yours...
Iniyum... Maunamo...
From the film Notebook.
Real sooooftt. And it really touches your heart.
This is one of those rare songs which really made me cry. Everytime I hear it, my heart aches, I dunno why.
I believe the song is in Harikaamboji Raga. It's actually a pleasant sounding raga. But I still feel like crying (no, I'm not a wuss, silly!). Maybe the slow beat, maybe the violin pattern, maybe the rain in the beginning, or maybe the story of the movie.
Hear it. And Cry :P
(Check out Cran's Post here - http://crandude.blogspot.com/2007/11/stressd-outtttt.html)
Friday, September 21, 2007
Infected
Check out ma new autobot pic (Right Click it and select "open new window" or "open new tab" to view it in hi-res)
Everything started with me catching red eye disease - Conjunctivitis! Then I created a pic of ma face with a red eye... then I thought having 2 red eyes is cooler than a red one.
Coincidentally, I happened to watch the movie Transformers. Graphics and then, Holy shit graphics. :D
ash.inspired == true;
I learned the technique of transforming after a lot of practise.
Then I joined forces with the Autobots and began transforming maself to this... Assault Recon Mech.
Took some 3-4 hours to complete.
Jazz's body + ma Red-eyed head. Blended them and gave a greenish yellow hue.
Shaved off ma hair. Put Optimus Prime's and Megatron's heads in the mixie, grinded for 1 minute and used the the disintegrated metal fragments for transforming ma human head into a humanoid one. ;)
Jazz's body aint gonna cut it for me. Not mean enough. So I transformed ma shoulder bone into Iron Hide's Dual Cannon. :D
Eteched 45H M315T3R on the chest for the sake of it.
Added reflection to define floor. Added FBI's analysis report at top-left.
Transformed. Perfect.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
First Post
I was waiting for something funny to happen so that I can jumpstart ma blog. Well, something funny happened!
Stardate : 28-08-07
Ash Meister got his first marriage proposal!!!
Ya ya.. Laugh on. U should have been in my place.
It went like this. My kochachan came and asked ma dad how old am I.
I am past 20 just shy of 21 by 2 months. Then ma uncle started his speech about this General Manager of his bank and about all the green that he has. They even got 4 houses in the centre of the Trivandrum city! The girl is his only child (good find eh?).
I was just looking at ma dad. I was expressionless and I expected everyone present there to burst out laughing. But I least expected what was to follow. Ma mom told him that she didnt like her appearance (most probably the gal must be one of the hot kind, wearing tee n jeans...U got ma point). Ma mom was serious! And then ma ammoomma gave her wise saw, "Dont mind her appearance. I mean since her dad got this much wealth... She's beautiful enough for me!"
I was like What the... I told "Hayyada, dont even think about getting me married. I'm gonna be a chronic bachelor." Ammoomma started advising me and I told her not to force me. After that everyone left me alone.
Then a lil later, I was lying in the bed, thinking about that unknown unlucky gal hehe... Then suddenly it occurred to me that during all this discussion and planning, noone was interested in knowing her name!!! Discussed about the no of houses and cars and the monthly salary and what not of her dad. But her name? Nobody cares.
There U have it. Arranged marriage sucks. Kinda like a business. Money is all that matters. Like, if a buffalo got a very wealthy owner (like Rajamanikam!), you have a good chance of ending up being its life partner! Hehe, provided you are that much unlucky (err... or lucky, if you're into beastiality :P )
I'm stopping for now. Got AAPP n ANN to study.
Keep visiting.
B4N (Bye For Now)
PS:
Wrote this before AAPP n ANN exam. But couldn't post cos net wasn't available.
Stardate : 28-08-07
Ash Meister got his first marriage proposal!!!
Ya ya.. Laugh on. U should have been in my place.
It went like this. My kochachan came and asked ma dad how old am I.
I am past 20 just shy of 21 by 2 months. Then ma uncle started his speech about this General Manager of his bank and about all the green that he has. They even got 4 houses in the centre of the Trivandrum city! The girl is his only child (good find eh?).
I was just looking at ma dad. I was expressionless and I expected everyone present there to burst out laughing. But I least expected what was to follow. Ma mom told him that she didnt like her appearance (most probably the gal must be one of the hot kind, wearing tee n jeans...U got ma point). Ma mom was serious! And then ma ammoomma gave her wise saw, "Dont mind her appearance. I mean since her dad got this much wealth... She's beautiful enough for me!"
I was like What the... I told "Hayyada, dont even think about getting me married. I'm gonna be a chronic bachelor." Ammoomma started advising me and I told her not to force me. After that everyone left me alone.
Then a lil later, I was lying in the bed, thinking about that unknown unlucky gal hehe... Then suddenly it occurred to me that during all this discussion and planning, noone was interested in knowing her name!!! Discussed about the no of houses and cars and the monthly salary and what not of her dad. But her name? Nobody cares.
There U have it. Arranged marriage sucks. Kinda like a business. Money is all that matters. Like, if a buffalo got a very wealthy owner (like Rajamanikam!), you have a good chance of ending up being its life partner! Hehe, provided you are that much unlucky (err... or lucky, if you're into beastiality :P )
I'm stopping for now. Got AAPP n ANN to study.
Keep visiting.
B4N (Bye For Now)
PS:
Wrote this before AAPP n ANN exam. But couldn't post cos net wasn't available.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Here comes the test post.
It's been two days since our Independence Day. This is the first time that I'm not getting sweets on Aug 15... The sad thing is that I couldn't see many flags either. Yeah, there were flags. Like 2 or 3 here and there. But somehow, I didnt get the feeling of celebrating our Independence this time.
Hey, this is going somewhere. Now I'm gonna check whether I can change the Blog title. hehe... If it can be changed, then I dont have to bust ma brain now, thinking for a name.
See Ya
Hey, this is going somewhere. Now I'm gonna check whether I can change the Blog title. hehe... If it can be changed, then I dont have to bust ma brain now, thinking for a name.
See Ya
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